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Dear Facebook by Shawn Misener

01/26/2012 By Ellen Beals Leave a Comment

Dear Facebook:

at this point

you seem futile

 

I feel guilty

when I forgo breakfast

to read your wall

 

I feel guilty

when I clean house

and delete people

 

I thought I once knew

in high school

 

I feel guilty

when I write a poem

and use you

just to get it out

to other guilty writers

 

Oh poor Facebook:

you’re an old

used-up lover

 

My wife glares at me

when I ignore her

in favor of you

 

The she turns around

and uses you to get back at me

 

Dear Facebook:

you crazy old slut

you absurd floozy

you free love loose-lipper

 

please learn some restraint

 

© Shawn Misener

 

Shawn Misener is a poet from Haslett, MI, whose work has appeared in over one hundred places all over the Web, including Haggard and Halloo, Counter Example Poetics, and Ten Pages Press where the chapbook “In Your Face(book)” is published in full. He is the author of the chapbook “Dry Humping a Fire Hydrant” (Thunderclap Press), which is available at Barnes & Noble. His poetry blog site is Clutching at Straws and is regularly updated with new poetry — check it out!

 

 

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